last week SF Chronicle ran a column by mark morford. i sent it to some people. it was about what jesus would have on his ipod. then he got reader responses and posted some of the better one’s for this week’s column. the responses ranged from music choices, to rants about religion. including the following:
HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Send such an email out talking about Jesus and God the way that you have done…After all the wonderful and great things he has done for you. I can’t believe that someone would send such garbage out…this post makes no sense whatsoever, and what in the world is an IPOD!!!!!!??????? I have a song for you…how about “Amazing Graze” (sic) or “The Old Rugged Cross” there are so many songs that you should list in your “Post” that tell who he is and what he is all about…instead of this garbage that you have posted that makes no sense whatsoever…
— “The Smiths Home” (yes, a real email)
okay. now i have no problem with some religious “zealot” taking umbrage to a seeming (from their perspective) irreverant article. but who doesn’t know what an ipod is? seriously? these people apparently have email, but don’t know what an ipod is? utterly ridiculous (which is a word i use WAY too much). see maybe apple is missing out on a whole market by positioning itself as cool, hip, etc. they should make all ipods white (though tech all ipods are white except the minis) and market them to the religious right. it should be marketed as like containing 14,000 (or however many) hymns. “you can listen to up to 2000 hours of sermons from your favorite minister!” ha, see i should be in charge of marketing for apple. (=